did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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