As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I showed him my bush... on skype.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
my poor anus
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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