Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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