They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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