they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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