we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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