"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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