So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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