so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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