were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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