Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Randomize
