Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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