Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Randomize
