if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I have aggressive nipples.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
Randomize
