She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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