Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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