is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I wish i was in the wii world.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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