I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
