i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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