Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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