so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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