Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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