your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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