The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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