I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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