You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
