dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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