yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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