would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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