Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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