i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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