hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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