Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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