But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Randomize
