After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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