yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i will never coherently bang her
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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