Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
only you would photoshop your dick
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
