READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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