Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
