Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You need Xanax blowdarts
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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