We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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