We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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