i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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