Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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