Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Randomize
