this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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