Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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