i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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