I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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