they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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