you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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