She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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