At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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