All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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