I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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