google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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